In preparation for tomorrow, a little joke:
A man dressed in Chicago maroon and burnt orange walks into a Charlottesville sports bar with a small dog under his arm. He says to the bartender: "Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go the VT/UVA football game?" "A dog in my bar? No, absolutely not." "But He's a special dog", the VT fan says. "In what way?", the bartender asks. "Well, he'll watch the game on TV with you. When Virginia Tech scores he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs. When Virginia scores he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs. When Virginia Tech wins, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and back." "Wow!" the bartender says. "That's amazing. What does he do when Virginia wins?" "I don't know" says the Hokie. "He's only seven years old"
bhahahaa uva is so f-ing lame. excited to see my hokies crush all of those poor uva souls' hopes and dreams tomrorow.
A man dressed in Chicago maroon and burnt orange walks into a Charlottesville sports bar with a small dog under his arm. He says to the bartender: "Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go the VT/UVA football game?" "A dog in my bar? No, absolutely not." "But He's a special dog", the VT fan says. "In what way?", the bartender asks. "Well, he'll watch the game on TV with you. When Virginia Tech scores he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs. When Virginia scores he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs. When Virginia Tech wins, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and back." "Wow!" the bartender says. "That's amazing. What does he do when Virginia wins?" "I don't know" says the Hokie. "He's only seven years old"
bhahahaa uva is so f-ing lame. excited to see my hokies crush all of those poor uva souls' hopes and dreams tomrorow.
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